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liveinphoenix: iwanttoknowyouranatomy: liveinphoenix: my sister is going to a party later and...

Sat, 11 May 2013 12:21:23 -0400

iwanttoknowyouranatomy:

liveinphoenix:

my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water

That’s the biggest waist I have ever heard of

r u calling me fat

He’s as sassy as his character, omg.

Sat, 11 May 2013 12:17:24 -0400

He’s as sassy as his character, omg.

uptownquirrells: tumbl-rarity: slytherlocked: femtaktfilosofi: I feel weird if I don’t use Neil...

Sat, 11 May 2013 12:16:17 -0400

uptownquirrells:

tumbl-rarity:

slytherlocked:

femtaktfilosofi:

I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name

#same with Robert Downey Jr

and Joseph Gordon Levitt

and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez

partybarackisinthehousetonight: my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was...

Sat, 11 May 2013 12:13:38 -0400

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

ryahn: grapewallofchina: ryahn: grapewallofchina: 80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont...

Sat, 11 May 2013 12:11:35 -0400

ryahn:

grapewallofchina:

ryahn:

grapewallofchina:

80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care

that’s 110 percent

20% of me doesn’t care

should’ve seen that coming

leezzee: gallifreyangurl: dinosaurs-on-wheels: hoechln: i was going to make a list of people...

Sat, 11 May 2013 12:10:36 -0400

leezzee:

gallifreyangurl:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

hoechln:

i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead.

omg i’m in the same photo as tom hiddleston

ugh, my hair looks terrible

can we do it again i blinked

chanelthesailor: * slides calculator to you with my number typed in *

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:32:42 -0400

chanelthesailor:

* slides calculator to you with my number typed in *

rneerkat: toastyghosties: rneerkat: rneerkat: what do u call an alligator that lacks social...

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:32:01 -0400

rneerkat:

toastyghosties:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what do u call an alligator that lacks social skills

crocward

ISAAC YOU MESSED UP THE WHOLEJOKE IT SHOULD’VE BEEN CROCODILES NOT ALLIGATORS

well this is crocward

lolzpicx: bestlols:

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:31:35 -0400

lolzpicx:

bestlols:

witchgoth: n o o o o ...

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:30:52 -0400

witchgoth:

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croutoncat: powerpoint more like powerwhatsthepoint

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:29:32 -0400

croutoncat:

powerpoint more like powerwhatsthepoint

jvnkie: Boys who flirt with u and try to make u feel special when they are actually flirting with...

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:29:26 -0400

jvnkie:

Boys who flirt with u and try to make u feel special when they are actually flirting with 50 girls at the same damn time please shut the mouth

am i the only one that yells “NO” when i drop my food

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:21:50 -0400

am i the only one that yells “NO” when i drop my food

Photo

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:21:08 -0400

mypatronusisyou: instead of banning girls from wearing certain things how about u just ban boys...

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:19:52 -0400

mypatronusisyou:

instead of banning girls from wearing certain things how about u just ban boys from being thirsty little hoes

ammarmali: That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money. “No no, really...

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:19:32 -0400

ammarmali:

That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.

“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”

sniffling: bitch i don’t have time for this

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:18:05 -0400

sniffling:

bitch i don’t have time for this

lndoors: gir L S„., weAER sHortS???? In SuMMER?????.„,. nO „„, BaD,. , too Porno gRaphic „ m i...

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:12:17 -0400

lndoors:

gir L S„., weAER sHortS???? In SuMMER?????.„,. nO „„, BaD,. , too Porno gRaphic „ m i g/ht distraCt boys„ , . mus T punISh girls„,. how Dare thEy have lEGs., .????

omigosh you sound like kreature from harry potter

rneerkat: thisisnotlogansblog: rneerkat: rneerkat: is there a month between april and...

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:02:28 -0400

rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june?

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

someone: says something

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:01:48 -0400

someone: *says something*
me: breaks into a song with a word they just said