May 2013
36 posts
liveinphoenix:
iwanttoknowyouranatomy:
liveinphoenix:
my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water
That’s the biggest waist I have ever heard of
r u calling me fat
uptownquirrells:
tumbl-rarity:
slytherlocked:
femtaktfilosofi:
I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name
#same with Robert Downey Jr
and Joseph Gordon Levitt
and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
ryahn:
grapewallofchina:
ryahn:
grapewallofchina:
80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care
that’s 110 percent
20% of me doesn’t care
should’ve seen that coming
leezzee:
gallifreyangurl:
dinosaurs-on-wheels:
hoechln:
i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead.
omg i’m in the same photo as tom hiddleston
ugh, my hair looks terrible
can we do it again i blinked
chanelthesailor:
* slides calculator to you with my number typed in *
rneerkat:
toastyghosties:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
what do u call an alligator that lacks social skills
crocward
ISAAC YOU MESSED UP THE WHOLEJOKE IT SHOULD’VE BEEN CROCODILES NOT ALLIGATORS
well this is crocward
witchgoth:
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croutoncat:
powerpoint more like powerwhatsthepoint
jvnkie:
Boys who flirt with u and try to make u feel special when they are actually flirting with 50 girls at the same damn time please shut the mouth
am i the only one that yells “NO” when i drop my food
mypatronusisyou:
instead of banning girls from wearing certain things how about u just ban boys from being thirsty little hoes
ammarmali:
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
lndoors:
gir L S„., weAER sHortS???? In SuMMER?????.„,. nO „„, BaD,. , too Porno gRaphic „ m i g/ht distraCt boys„ , . mus T punISh girls„,. how Dare thEy have lEGs., .????
omigosh you sound like kreature from harry potter
rneerkat:
thisisnotlogansblog:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
is there a month between april and june?
may be
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
someone: *says something*
me: breaks into a song with a word they just said
rneerkat:
do u ever have those days where u just want to do something crazy like climb onto a roof or set somebody on fire
brittanawillalwaysbemygirlfriend:
shadowgentleman:
Being part of a fandom but not really caring about the show anymore
#every Glee fan ever
^this
wolfbuttz:
loupotters:
apparently robert downey jr will refuse to be a part of avengers 2 (and avengers 3 and iron man 4 if it works out) if chris hemsworth and scarlett johansson don’t get a pay raise
rdj deserves a pat on the back ok
and marvel deserves a kick in the groin
Turn-ons: Boys
Interests: Boys
Hobbies: Boys
Dislikes: Boys
me: hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime
crush: no
me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!
sodamnrelatable:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
cihaki:
accidentally seeing spoilers for something you haven’t finished reading/watching
ibrokethestars:
that one friend that’s exactly like you
but better
paging-doctorfaggot:
paging-doctorfaggot:
i should have huge arm muscles by now from carrying my laptop everywhere
hurricane-emily:
jimgaffigan:
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
sexpollen:
derek whale
derek kale
derek hail
derek quail
getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies
kardashy:
WHEN YOU LIKE SOMEONE BUT THERE IS LITERALLY NO CHANCE THEY WILL LIKE YOU BACK
April 2013
68 posts
westbor0baptistchurch:
tootsied:
iapprovethispost:
tootsied:
I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]
You’re living in the past it’s a new generation
[LOUD GUITAR]
[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
syntheticflowers:
underplay:
I am so. so....
senpai-has-noticed-you:
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
sane-as-a-starkid:
the-companions-doctor:
probend:
happylouistomlinsonbirthday:
probend:
dear santa i want a 6’3 boyfriend with brown hair and blue eyes
#do u mean augustus waters
no i want my boyfriend to be alive
That wasn’t even close to okay
okay
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN
funfreacksnc:
babyferaligator:
trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay
u are the future
jorgeandbrenda:
foreverwholocked:
tomithejinglefish:
When you hate a character but love the person playing them
robert pattinson
What did Cedric ever do to you!
I think you just wanted a reason to use that gif
radicalfeel:
I have a sense of humor where I make a joke and no one laughs
buttpilgrim:
Time to clean up all this 420 talk from my dash
