my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water
That’s the biggest waist I have ever heard of
r u calling me fat
I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name
and Joseph Gordon Levitt
and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care
that’s 110 percent
20% of me doesn’t care
should’ve seen that coming
i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead.
omg i’m in the same photo as tom hiddleston
ugh, my hair looks terrible
can we do it again i blinked
* slides calculator to you with my number typed in *
what do u call an alligator that lacks social skills
crocward
ISAAC YOU MESSED UP THE WHOLEJOKE IT SHOULD’VE BEEN CROCODILES NOT ALLIGATORS
well this is crocward
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powerpoint more like powerwhatsthepoint
Boys who flirt with u and try to make u feel special when they are actually flirting with 50 girls at the same damn time please shut the mouth
am i the only one that yells “NO” when i drop my food
instead of banning girls from wearing certain things how about u just ban boys from being thirsty little hoes