liveinphoenix:

iwanttoknowyouranatomy:

liveinphoenix:

my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water

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That’s the biggest waist I have ever heard of

r u calling me fat



He’s as sassy as his character, omg.

He’s as sassy as his character, omg.


uptownquirrells:

tumbl-rarity:

slytherlocked:

femtaktfilosofi:

I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name

#same with Robert Downey Jr

and Joseph Gordon Levitt

and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez


partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”


ryahn:

grapewallofchina:

ryahn:

grapewallofchina:

80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care

that’s 110 percent

20% of me doesn’t care

should’ve seen that coming


leezzee:

gallifreyangurl:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

hoechln:

i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead. 

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omg i’m in the same photo as tom hiddleston

ugh, my hair looks terrible 

can we do it again i blinked


chanelthesailor:

* slides calculator to you with my number typed in *


rneerkat:

toastyghosties:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what do u call an alligator that lacks social skills

crocward

ISAAC YOU MESSED UP THE WHOLEJOKE IT SHOULD’VE BEEN CROCODILES NOT ALLIGATORS

well this is crocward



witchgoth:

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croutoncat:

powerpoint more like powerwhatsthepoint


jvnkie:

Boys who flirt with u and try to make u feel special when they are actually flirting with 50 girls at the same damn time please shut the mouth


am i the only one that yells “NO” when i drop my food



mypatronusisyou:

instead of banning girls from wearing certain things how about u just ban boys from being thirsty little hoes